CHAPTER 2......THE DRAFT!!!!!!

OK fight fans, just as promised. The fight of the century is about to unfold right before your eyes. Heat up that pop corn, get the frosted glass outa the freazzzzzer, fill it with ya flavour, sit back and watch for the knock out bout!!!! In the honest corner we have the bright eyed and bushy tailed VERMIN5 and in the bull shit and nob head corner we have........Well you all know who!!!

Now don't expect the dirty gutter trash of the previous few entries. This one is all class..................................................Coz KD wrote it. I got in trouble :(

Ok, ya ready??????.......Not for the faint hearted!!!!........This is just a snippet...........................Here we go.....Oh yea it's comin...........................................................................

YOUR COMPANY IS CRAP!!!!!

There ya go fight fans. That's about as far as I would let the misses go. This blog needs to up hold some sort of standard and I refuse to let the leader of the opposition take control and ruin the integrity of this publication...yes sports fans thats right PUBlication. (Notice the hidden word???? Hmmmm BEER!!) So I'm sorry if I have disappointed any of you..........Shit who am I kiddin...No I'm not.
Oh and by the way KD didn't write the 4 word phrase above.........it was me. I know, I know. I can't believe it myself. Shocking isn't it.

The Verminiser

Chachow!!

Refuse to pay the buggers! That's what I'll do!!!

Hiya Folks,

Just thought an update may be in oder. Last week we received a letter for an progress payment. Man I still laugh when I see "Progress". That's so fuckin funny.
OK........Where to start.....???...?.....????......?????
Maybe I should tell you about the rather nasty email I sent them basically stating no more money until the bar is lifted on quality or should I start with the "Draft" letter I have typed and Kay edited (to remove all the nasties) that I really want to send to the supervising management but aren't allowed too. Man o Man, decisions????

OK we'll start with the email...........We received a letter of progress payment on Monday 14th. Now let me set the scene for you. It was a shit weekend, with absolute minimal work done on the house AGAIN!!! So Sunday night I wasn't a very nice person to be around, lucky I was home with the boss so she could slap me around (No Nat, NOT LIKT THAT!!) I had steam pouring outa my ears, fire in my eyes building and building and lighting bolts firing outa my ass (Juha, not from what I ate either ya cheeky shit). We didn't need the heater on that night let me tell ya! The last thing I wanted was to hear from the builder.
Alas the magic happened and I got a letter in the mail from a little man dressed in very bright yellow suit on a funny red bike the next day. Funny how that ALWAYS seems to happen to me!!! Bills ARRRHHHHH!!! Oops sorry, side tracked, back to the main event. Arriving home from work on the Monday finishing my first day in ED and feeling pretty good about the day, not even thinkin about the bloody house which is huge, I see this letter stickin outa mail box, with the builders stamp on it. At this stage and having a good day I really thought that it was an update on progress with them giving us a run down on how things have gone to date and how they are "expected" to continue. Don't know where this fantasy came from but don't worry I fuckin slapped it outa myself when I read the title of the letter unpon opening the envelope. "Progress Claim-Roff Cover". FFAAARRRRKKKKK!!!
Kay I stewed over this letter for about 30 hours (just to be accurate!!!) then we discussed witholding the payment until all the work to this date were completed thinking we are already behind so what the hell. So the evil in me just began to flow and the keyboard almost set alight!! We basically outlined the poor workmanship in the front window, the garage window, the course of brickwork they missed in the theatre room, yes MISSED!!!,the electical work, the portico roofing flooding, and the absolute "ZERO" customer feed back from the super and customer liasion officer. I then gave this lady my phone details and told her I can be contacted before a certain time on Thursday morning only as I'm on shift. Now it read very clear with all the nasties again removed to much of my disgust, that's the professionism coming outa me wife!!!! This email was sent to them on Tuesday night for her to read first thing in the morning. She then forwarded it to our customer liasion officer who then forwarded it to our super, a little like chinese whispers apparently because I don't think they read it. No, let me change that, they didn't read it all coz my mobile phone went nutz at work on WEDNESDAY (the day I'm unreachable, in fact the day before I am contactable and stated in our email????) and they left two messages on the home phone when NO ONE WAS GOING TO BE THERE???? HELLO???? I called them back on Thursday. Oh look, the day I said I'll be reachable???
and spoke to both parties concerned. They were "surprised" by the email and thought things were going along fine on our end. Yea they thought that because you could never get hold of them to tell them otherwise which is all in the draft letter that I'll reveal another time. Needless to say the conversations were colourful with nothing resolved.
Kay and I are meeting with the house rep this arvo. This guy was awesome to deal with at sign up and called me a few days ago wanting to know how things were going. Not expecting the earful the poor bastard got, but not aimed at him. He has invited us to meet which means I'm gonna miss my beloved West Coast game this arvo:(( Sacrifices we must make. Boo Hoo Hoo.

That's enough till another chapter in this gripping saga is revealed!!!
So stock up on pop corn and coke and I'll be back soon.

Not the happy house builder.

PS No need for a photo update coz NOTHING HAS F@#KING CHANGED!!!!!

Holy shit.......Nah it couldn't be...... That has to be a mirage?????

That can't possibly be a finished roof could it??? Nah surely not, and render too. What date is it? Is it Christmas already??? Do I have to rush out and buy Chrissie gifts???

Looks like we might be in by Xmas but what year is anybodies guess!!!! (2010)?????

Customer Service winner 3 years running.............Yea right. Oh I know what it must be....the real customer service people are on holidays and we have FRIGGIN' MONKEYS replacing them. Yea that makes a shit load more sense now. Don't know why I didn't see that any earlier. Anyone have a banana??

The roof is still going on?????

Well as you can see it's been over a month and the roof is still not finished. Our site super ensured us it'll be finished in two weeks from my last entry. BULL SHITT!!! This guy wouldn't know his mouth from his bum hole, he talks that much shit. And how hard is it to read building plans considering they do it FOR A LIVING. We ave found 6 fuck ups with the electrical plans that they have put in place in the home and do you think the super noticed??? Fuckin NO. This building a house has got fuckin nobs on it. Sorry if I sound hostile but shit, enough is enough. Too much bull shit and not a big enough shovel!!! We are now waiting on some "box guttering" for the portico that should have been put in place two and a half weeks ago and the dickheads still haven't made it. Can you believe that. This guttering should have been delivered when the rest of the roof sheeting was but no the "Scheduling Dept" overlooked it. Shit a brick, how the fuck can you overlook guttering?????
If anyone out there is thinking of building a house PLEASE DON'T. Way too much stress. Buy instead.

The Roof, The Roof, The Roof is going on!!

Finally, we have some more progress at the house. After the debacle of the last 5 weeks with the sacking of brickies and all the other shit that goes with it, they are getting on with it again. The roof should be completely finished by the end of the week.

It's really starting to "look like a house" now, if ya know what I mean. The expansion of the roof opens up all the rooms and gives a true account of the shape the house will take when completed.

Considering that we paid the deposit of the house and land almost 1 year ago (23rd July)it's been a long haul to reach this point so hopefully things will continue to progress to the all important finale of handing over the keys.

Once at lock up the site supervisor ensures us that it'll be 10-12 weeks to get the keys. Lets just wait and see!!!

Nothing new since the last entry

Nothing has been done still!! It's been four and a half weeks since the brickies were on site. We met with our site supervisor last night and he said he sacked all the brickies working on our house for doing something that I can't publish. So if I see you about the place I'll tell ya.

Another thing was our lintels, they have been back in the workshop 4 times because the stupid wankers can't read drawings and keep making them too bloody big. This time round they are going to be cut and resized on site then put back in place today according to the supervisor, and the brick work will be finished by himself Saturday (17th June).
He told us during our meeting last night that the timber for the roof had also been stolen and reordered during the course of the last 4 weeks, nice hey. Some kid is getting a nice big free cubby house out of us.
Apparently we are getting a roofing crew early next week and the roof should be up by the end of next fortnight so I may or may not have new photo's. You will just have to wait and see.

It's amazing, Kay and I are down at the house every couple of days or so and we never saw anything to make us concerned other that the house not moving. Now we know why.

Lots and lots of stuff up's that we have to wear, but at a cost to the builder, not us!!

BRICK WORK STILL NOT DONE!!!!!

The cheeky buggers have asked for a progress payment for "plate high" when the brick work hasn't been finished. Silly silly people!!
All the materials are there to start on the roof timbers. The lazy mungrels haven't been back to finish the bricks for 2 1/2 weeks and THEY ask for a "PROGRESS" payment. Geezzz, what will they try and do next!!
We do however have a Portico and windows to our front bedroom finally.
I'm really starting to second guess the statement of them saying we'll be in before Xmas. Oh well moving along slowly.

We are gonna be in, in no time. Check this out!!! 313 sq m of fantastic living. Friggin AWESOME

Look at this Nat.....

All the door frames are in, just need to finish the front and alfresco sides of the home and the brickwork is all done. The timber has been delivered for the roof, so we are just waiting on the brickies to finish up their super fast job and in a blink of an eye or a click of a mouse, we'll ave a roof.
Being in by Xmas is still lookin real good. Good times right now. Oh yea baby.

WE HAVE WALLS!!!!

ATTENTION DUDES AND DUDE-ETTES
Friggin frog, we have walls!!!!!!

We now have bricks thanks to "Johnno"

Johnno the champ. He delivered our bricks today!!! What a legend. Brickies should be on site Monday morning and putting up walls, how cool is that?

SLAB DOWN!!!

Holy earthworks Batman, is that progress I see???

I thought it was a mirage caused by the glistening sunlight bouncing off the brown/grey dirt in the mid afternoon sun but alas it is actual progress.
They have only been threatening these actions for the last 3 weeks. Once the pad is down we are in for an up to 4 week wait before they lay a brick! How's that for customer service!! Those 4 weeks are gonna f***king crawl by.

More pics of me kiddies. I JUST CAN"T GET ENOUGH

Oh yea, you all thought that Spidie, Wonder Woman and The Incredibles were famous. Well let me introduce you to the not so famous but infamous- Geo Girl (alias Georgia)A long enough gaze will torture any little boy. Great at birthday parties:)
Mozzarella Mungrel (alias Nathan) Can inhale any cheese, any size, any smell at any time. Another great party trick. Is there a theme apparent??
And last but curtainly not least Typhoon Tyrant-(alias Shenae) a ruthless cruel ruler of all that does not belong to her. Nasty, nasty villian.

The ball is rolling

Finally, we have some activity at our block. The footings have been dug and the pad should go down by the end of this week. Considering they have 3 days until the end of the week I'm not really that hopeful going on past wordings with the builder, but who knows I could be wrong.

Kay and I had a bet this afternoon prior to going down to get a progress report whether or not the slab was down. I WON!! Not a bet I enjoyed winning.

People told us that biulding again was going to be different. How right they were.
Just for interest it has been 8 months since signing up with the builder and 3 months since titles were available on the block and we received the go ahead from the city council. We were originally told we'll be in by Aug/Sept this year and at this rate, we'll be lucky to see Christmas in the new home. Anyway the house is still going to be beautiful and we can't wait to move in and restore some normality to our family.


Until next time, HooRoo
Glenn.

2005 Rally Australia. VERMIN5 enjoying the atmosphere

No movement at the block

We are still waiting on movement at the block. We were told that things were gonna start the week of the 27th Feb but alas nothing as yet. We are getting pretty bloody toey now. Went to see the same house being built in another estate which just made things even harder as they are at lock-up. They have made quite a few changes that Kay and I wouldn't have and we both aggree that it looks "SHIT", I guess mainly because they have a house and we don't!!!SHIT, SHIT SSSSSHHHHHHIIITTTTTTTTT!!!!
They say that patient is something inherited not earned. That person is wrong on both accounts coz we signed up in July, titles available December 2005 and still no movement at the station. That would earn us the honour of being patient inherited or not.

Hoo Bloody Roo

Glenn

OUR THREE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN.

SHENAE (20 MTHS), NATHAN (3 YRS) AND GEORGIA (4.5YRS)

Rally OZ Piss Up!!

Future site of the VERMIN5 Lair

Hi all, this is the first of many postings to come.
First I must mention that our house in Settlers Hills is about to start, yes that's right you bloody rippa. The block has been cleared for site works to commence and the pad will be layed next week sometime. How cool is that.
The rug rats are doing well with the oldest started kindy 4 weeks ago and loving it. The younger two don't know what to do with themselves. All the toys and only two to fight over them, Bliss.
Kay is cool bananas. Leaving one job on Saturday and continuing with the other until who knows when.
I'm on holidays for another week and lappin up the sunshine before starting a new ward on the 1st March. Going to 7North and looking forward to the challenge.
Thats all I'm gonna write for now, but do keep checking the site in the comimg weeks. That should give me enough time to figure out what I will put up next.

HooRoo
Glenn